Yup. My sister introduced to me the HORROR that is Boohbah last night. Seriously, people. That show is evil. Quite possibly one of the CREEPIEST things I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. I couldn't sleep, the image of their florescent, vibrating rotund little bodies bouncing and flying around the screen like cracked-out Teletubbies, burned into my brain. Then I got to thinking... Those Boohbahs- they're up to something. "Ulterior Motives" screams from behind those saccharine sweet pairs of eyes... They're totally out to make slaves of us all. And my mind went a little further. Maybe the Bush administration is under Boohbah control. Y'know, like, they've been ordered to incite the more violent, aggressive members of our species to just beat the fuck out of one another until they're all dead, leaving behind only the weaker, more docile and more pliable among us to fall hoplessly entranced by their bizzare gyrations. It has to be the answer.. How else could you possibly explain what's been going on for the last six years?
Then an even more horrifying realization occured to me.... And since we all know by now who the real man pulling the strings in Washington is... Would that make Dick Cheney, our Vice President... head BOOHBAH?!?!?!?
The truth lies in the image.
Please, everyone... Spread word, but be swift- and keep it under the radar. We must prevail... We must.. be FREED!!!